Perspiration Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift that pays homage to the relentless pursuit of wisdom and the occasional sweat of brainstorming? Our collection inspired by perspiration philosophers features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for anyone who loves to think, question, and get a little hot under the collar as they explore new ideas. These thoughtful and humorous products bring a playful twist to a love of learning and intellectual perspiration, making them ideal for scholars, students, or anyone who values the power of a good sweat during deep contemplation.

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"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed." mockup

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws." mockup

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

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'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.' mockup

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!" mockup

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

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An idea box in a shower

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!' mockup

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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Vanity artist

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The King In The Rain.

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"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald." mockup

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

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Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath. mockup

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes" mockup

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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"High Pressure Area"

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Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain. mockup

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive." mockup

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

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"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?" mockup

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

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'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.' mockup

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

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Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay) mockup

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

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If toilets could talk

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Nature is not perfect

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Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath. mockup

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

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Prehistoric Graffito

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Perspiration Philosophers Gifts Collection

Perspiration Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of perspiration philosopher-themed mugs and find the perfect drinkware to energize your moments of deep thought.

Perspiration Philosophers Pillows

Discover our playful pillows inspired by perspiration philosophers—adding humor and comfort to any space dedicated to ideas and introspection.

Perspiration Philosophers Prints

Browse our inspiring prints inspired by perspiration philosophers and uplift your study or office decor with wit and wisdom.

Perspiration Philosophers T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts inspired by perspiration philosophers—wear your love for thinking and learning with pride and humor.