Perspiration Philosophers T-Shirts

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

An idea box in a shower

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Vanity artist

The King In The Rain.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"High Pressure Area"

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

If toilets could talk

Nature is not perfect

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Prehistoric Graffito