Parole Gifts

'Being released on good behavior isn't usually considered an 'award or honor'.'

Musical request "Can you play 'Get me to my parole officer on time'?"

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

I love Lawyers

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Minority Report

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

The House of Commons.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The Devil's in the detail!

Lady Justice.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Justice 4 Ron

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!