Parole Pillows

'Being released on good behavior isn't usually considered an 'award or honor'.'

Musical request "Can you play 'Get me to my parole officer on time'?"

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

I love Lawyers

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The House of Commons.

The Devil's in the detail!

Justice 4 Ron

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Lady Justice.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.