Probation Pillows

Musical request "Can you play 'Get me to my parole officer on time'?"

Working Holiday

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"I got probation."

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

Prison Romance.

'Could you give us a push?'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

Just along for the ride.

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

'Tread carefully...it's her extended unfair dismissal qualification period.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'