Probation Gifts

Musical request "Can you play 'Get me to my parole officer on time'?"

Working Holiday

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"I got probation."

Funnel of Love.

Prison Romance.

'Could you give us a push?'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Just along for the ride.

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'Tread carefully...it's her extended unfair dismissal qualification period.'