Pardon Pal Gifts

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"It get it – you're hungry."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

A Girl and Her Horse

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Lasso

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Dear Dairy

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

A Friend in Need.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Persian

Pony Love...

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Droplet with a pencil.

Horse Muzzles