Prayerful Pal Gifts

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

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"Amen. Please help me up."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Me, Alice and God

Why god isn't listening...

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

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"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Robert prays for the answers."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

Pray now - Go later.

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Amen

'Happy New Year to you!'

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."