Prayer Pal Gifts

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Grace For Flies

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

A child interrupting family prayers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Monk Prompt

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'May the forest be with you.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."