Prayer Pal Gifts

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Grace For Flies

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

A child interrupting family prayers

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Monk Prompt

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'May the forest be with you.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Praying mantis.

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"