Prayerful Pals Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Nun.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Praying mantis.

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Holy phone

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

Me, Alice and God

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'