Pardon Pal T-Shirts

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Lasso

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

A Friend in Need.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Pony Love...

Persian

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Horse Muzzles

Droplet with a pencil.

Friends Yeah!