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'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Fanny Mendelssohn

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Edvard Grieg

A Girl and Her Horse

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Angel Music

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'Ugh Not Again!'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Lasso

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Louise Farrenc

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Sergei Taneyev

Music at Home Pt. 1

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'