Parley Professional Gifts

The First Commandment Of Euro-Diplomacy:Thou Shalt Not Parley Without Bottled Water

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

I love Lawyers

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

The House of Commons.

The Devil's in the detail!

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lady Justice.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'