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The First Commandment Of Euro-Diplomacy:Thou Shalt Not Parley Without Bottled Water

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

I love Lawyers

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

The House of Commons.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The Devil's in the detail!

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Lady Justice.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'