Parlour Games Prints

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Some card-game puns

Cat Reunion

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Yoyos

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

A fairground attraction