Parody Professional Prints

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Night of the Zombonies.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The Eggsorcist"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Alternative fielding positions

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Puss in cement boots"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Housekeeping?!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Can't Touch This