Parody Professional Gifts

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

The Family Joules: Part 16

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

The Pink Bantha

"Puss in cement boots"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The Eggsorcist"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Housekeeping?!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Alternative fielding positions

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'