Parlay Master Gifts

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

I love Lawyers

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

The House of Commons.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The Devil's in the detail!

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

Justice 4 Ron

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Lady Justice.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'