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Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

I love Lawyers

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The House of Commons.

The Devil's in the detail!

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Lady Justice.

Justice 4 Ron

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'