Moving Master T-Shirts

One Man and Two Trucks

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Important Muscles.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"Home school marching band"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Where are the kids?'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Nest building

Ah Ha!

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Movers & Shakers

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

We are on the move. . .

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

Anabolic Steroids

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

"Could you keep still?"