Moving Master Pillows

One Man and Two Trucks

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

"Home school marching band"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Where are the kids?'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

Ah Ha!

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Nest building

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Movers & Shakers

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

We are on the move. . .

Working Out

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"Could you keep still?"