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'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

How's my driving? Ace Care Home 0777333

"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Dog alerts pedestrians to old woman in mobility cart.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"My best friend is my phone."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Yoga in Heaven

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

New Scoots for Old Coots!

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"Could you keep still?"

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'