Mobility Master T-Shirts

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

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"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Dog alerts pedestrians to old woman in mobility cart.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"My best friend is my phone."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

One Man and Two Trucks

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

Yoga in Heaven

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

"Don't even think about it."

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

"Could you keep still?"

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'