'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'
Mobility Master Mugs
Kickstart your day with a mug that celebrates the mobility master’s love for movement—featuring witty slogans or inspiring designs that motivate them to keep exploring and creating.
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"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"
Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!
'Dog alerts pedestrians to old woman in mobility cart.'
"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."
Kid is 'Born to Text'.
Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.
'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'
"My best friend is my phone."
How Do You Like My Moseying Along?
A dancing man wearing a red-striped top
"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"
"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'
Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.
"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"
'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'
"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"
'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'
One Man and Two Trucks
Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.
"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."
Yoga in Heaven
'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'
"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."
"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."
'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'
Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.
Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem
"Don't even think about it."
'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'
Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead
"Could you keep still?"
New Scoots for Old Coots!
'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'
Mobility Master Mugs Collection
Mobility Master Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that echo the energy of the mobility master—ideal for adding a touch of inspiration to any room.
Mobility Master Prints
Browse our vibrant prints to uplift the space of any mobility master—gear up their environment with creative energy and motivational artwork.
Mobility Master T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts perfect for the mobility master—fun, lively designs that celebrate their love of movement and exploration.