Mobile Master Mugs

Valley of Obsolete Cell Phones

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"But I haven't used up my 500 free hours!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

National Coffee Day

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"My best friend is my phone."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.