Mobility Masters T-Shirts

New Scoots for Old Coots!

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

One Man and Two Trucks

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Yoga in Heaven

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

Mobility scooter hitman.

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Mobility Park.

Dancing

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

"I know 'c'mon' and 'sit down', but what on earth does my master mean when he says 'Arrgh! You stupid dog!'?"

"But I haven't used up my 500 free hours!"