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'We should have thought of using a removalist at migration time a long time ago...'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Where are the kids?'

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Nest building

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

Elevator dilemma.

Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the patients?

We are on the move. . .

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

"Could you keep still?"

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Commercial music

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

Brainstorming!

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Olde Time Dance Society

Ballet Beggar.

Isn't 'To rule the world' a little too grand in scale?

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."