Commuting Mastermind T-Shirts

"That's not the rail network, it's the fair options."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Digital Marketing

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Niche Marketing

'By subliminally advertising in our own commercials, we get twice the advertising for half the price!'