Release From Parole Gifts

'That's our founder and his parole officer.'

Minority Report

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"I got probation."

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

Freedom!

'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

"I think I should be granted early release because the system is so underfunded."

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Pop-up prison."

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

'Do you mind if I call my parole officer?'

'Yeah, but look at the money we saved by your acting as your own attorney.'

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'The parole board finally came through.'

After 15 years Mike was released

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

". . . You didn't have to pay for gas and electricity for five years! That's enough compensation, isn't it?"

At least you have security!

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

'Wilson's back in the work force, and apparently not too humbled by his prison term.'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

WARDEN, 'Good luck on the outside, Murdock -- be sure to visit our gift shop.'

Musical request "Can you play 'Get me to my parole officer on time'?"