Release From Wrongful Imprisonment Gifts

". . . You didn't have to pay for gas and electricity for five years! That's enough compensation, isn't it?"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Freedom!

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'Yeah, but look at the money we saved by your acting as your own attorney.'

After 15 years Mike was released

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

'This is a list of all the things you need to do around the house when you get your parole.'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

'Wilson's back in the work force, and apparently not too humbled by his prison term.'

"You'll have to be both mother and father to the kids while I'm not there to give them guidance."

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

WARDEN, 'Good luck on the outside, Murdock -- be sure to visit our gift shop.'

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."

"I found your contact lens."

...Then they got me on some trumped up morals charge.

Probation Officer

Have You Checked the Congressional Children?

"I look at his recent work and I see a maturity that just wasn't there in his teen-age break-ins."

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

'I'm making a note in my diary - you'll be out on the 5th of August 2040.'

"These came in while you were incarcerated."