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". . . You didn't have to pay for gas and electricity for five years! That's enough compensation, isn't it?"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

Freedom!

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

'Yeah, but look at the money we saved by your acting as your own attorney.'

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

After 15 years Mike was released

"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'Wilson's back in the work force, and apparently not too humbled by his prison term.'

'This is a list of all the things you need to do around the house when you get your parole.'

"You'll have to be both mother and father to the kids while I'm not there to give them guidance."

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

WARDEN, 'Good luck on the outside, Murdock -- be sure to visit our gift shop.'

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."

Unaccustomed as I am to speaking in public...

'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

"I look at his recent work and I see a maturity that just wasn't there in his teen-age break-ins."

"These came in while you were incarcerated."

...Then they got me on some trumped up morals charge.

Probation Officer