Post-incarceration T-Shirts

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Exhibition for Prisoners

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Convict Decor

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

"Prose & Cons."

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Yeah, but look at the money we saved by your acting as your own attorney.'

After 15 years Mike was released

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser."

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

WARDEN, 'Good luck on the outside, Murdock -- be sure to visit our gift shop.'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

". . . You didn't have to pay for gas and electricity for five years! That's enough compensation, isn't it?"

"Stop playing hard to get, Giles."