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"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Tic-tac-toe

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Wishing Well

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Prison Wallpaper.

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Recently separated."

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Desert Island Inmate

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"I think we should start seeing other people."

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

After 15 years Mike was released