Starting Over After Imprisonment Mugs

"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Tic-tac-toe

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Wishing Well

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Prison Wallpaper.

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Recently separated."

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"I think we should start seeing other people."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

Desert Island Inmate

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

After 15 years Mike was released