Released From Prison Gifts

"I consider myself fortunate. All the guys I grew up with are either dead or attorneys."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

After 15 years Mike was released

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

'Wilson's back in the work force, and apparently not too humbled by his prison term.'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."

WARDEN, 'Good luck on the outside, Murdock -- be sure to visit our gift shop.'

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

". . . You didn't have to pay for gas and electricity for five years! That's enough compensation, isn't it?"

"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

"But I might get attacked by someone on a tagging order."

"These came in while you were incarcerated."

'I'm making a note in my diary - you'll be out on the 5th of August 2040.'

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

"I found your contact lens."

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

Unaccustomed as I am to speaking in public...

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

"It's no good you hiding, Whacker. Your release date's today and that's final!"

'Just a few more years, Sally, and we can start that family we always wanted.'

"I look at his recent work and I see a maturity that just wasn't there in his teen-age break-ins."