Release From Jail Gifts

"These came in while you were incarcerated."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'Goodbye, missing you already!'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Community Hospital: Got Well

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

After 15 years Mike was released

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

WARDEN, 'Good luck on the outside, Murdock -- be sure to visit our gift shop.'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."

'Wilson's back in the work force, and apparently not too humbled by his prison term.'

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

". . . You didn't have to pay for gas and electricity for five years! That's enough compensation, isn't it?"

"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

"But I might get attacked by someone on a tagging order."

'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'

Sunbathing in jail.

Unaccustomed as I am to speaking in public...

'I'm making a note in my diary - you'll be out on the 5th of August 2040.'

"It's no good you hiding, Whacker. Your release date's today and that's final!"

'Just a few more years, Sally, and we can start that family we always wanted.'

"I' m being released tomorrow."