Release From Incarceration Gifts

"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Freedom!

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

After 15 years Mike was released

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

". . . You didn't have to pay for gas and electricity for five years! That's enough compensation, isn't it?"

'Wilson's back in the work force, and apparently not too humbled by his prison term.'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

'This is a list of all the things you need to do around the house when you get your parole.'

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

Seven years in jail is enough time to write a book about it.

WARDEN, 'Good luck on the outside, Murdock -- be sure to visit our gift shop.'

"Stop playing hard to get, Giles."

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"I look at his recent work and I see a maturity that just wasn't there in his teen-age break-ins."

'I'm making a note in my diary - you'll be out on the 5th of August 2040.'

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

"It's no good you hiding, Whacker. Your release date's today and that's final!"

"I found your contact lens."

Unaccustomed as I am to speaking in public...

"These came in while you were incarcerated."