Liberation Gifts

It's time to liberate myself, Java Joe's, hairdoo, Harold. Starting tomorrow, I'm going bra-less.

Freedom!

Carefree luggage.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Freedom

Peace in shackles.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

President Putin.

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

To Iraq with love.

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Are You a True American Patriot?

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

Liberty

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Internal Prisons

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.

'Hello, Amnesty International?'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Let's tread on him.'