Sexual Liberation Gifts

Free at last!

"Privates Beach"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Siggy

The institute.

Freedom!

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'I agree with the government.'

"What a relief."

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

Searching for condom.

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Bi-Curious George

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

Dance like you've never been hurt.

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist.

The First Thong of Spring

"What are you wearing?"

"I dreamed that I stopped doing your laundry."

"Have you tried taking viagra Mr. Floppalottalus?"

'I've got to hand it to you, Wally. It took guts to bring me home to dinner unannounced.'

The town without cell phones.

'Who would have believed it! You've been playing for 20 years and this is my first time...and I beat you!'

Arabic woman.

'Withholding sex from men isn't nearly as empowering as critiquing their performance in bed.'

It's time to liberate myself, Java Joe's, hairdoo, Harold. Starting tomorrow, I'm going bra-less.

"I swing both ways."

What Foot Fetishists See