Emotional Liberation Gifts

Dance like you've never been hurt.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You left your demons here last week."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"Arthur, I need my space."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"That must be the artist over there."