Emotional Guru Gifts

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student.

"I'm not sure which hurts more - unrequited love or unrequited money."

"Can you give him something to calm him down till the country gets straightened out?"

'You need to remember that we all, 'win some and lose some'!'

'...And who knows what might develop!'

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

"Yes, I said that a man should be able to show his emotions but..."

"If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off?"

"How are you REALLY doing, Hal? And please, spare me the 'Fine' crap-ola, OK?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'