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'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student.

"I'm not sure which hurts more - unrequited love or unrequited money."

"Can you give him something to calm him down till the country gets straightened out?"

Sun today. I'd love a more local weather report. True. It would make it easier to plan

'You need to remember that we all, 'win some and lose some'!'

'...And who knows what might develop!'

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

"Yes, I said that a man should be able to show his emotions but..."

"If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off?"

"How are you REALLY doing, Hal? And please, spare me the 'Fine' crap-ola, OK?"

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'