Empowerment Guru Gifts

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

International Women's Day.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Women Supporting Women!"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"Our war is against cancer."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Sir Winston Churchill

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

The Ascent of Woman

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Like that?"

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Why do you need so many computers?

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'