Anxiety Guru Gifts

"Are you the patron saint of anxiety?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Fight or Flight

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"Dude. You seem tense."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

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