Emotional Breakthrough Gifts

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"Mum, I got the job!"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"That must be the artist over there."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."