Emotional Breakthrough Pillows

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Mum, I got the job!"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

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"That must be the artist over there."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?