Breakthroughs Pillows

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Mum, I got the job!"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Where history's best ideas happen.

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

The Manifestation of Dreams

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

Why do you need a girlfriend? Because it's nice to hang out with someone. Why? Because you can do fun stuff. Why? Just because. Oh, why didn't you say so? I think I've had a breakthrough.

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough, but I'm also at that point where chemistry leaves off and physics begins, so I'll have to drop the whole thing.'

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"