Artistic Breakthrough Pillows

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Mum, I got the job!"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Mimi's final scene

'I wish I was creative'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Artistic Licence.

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

Son of Alien.

Close... but no Degas.

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

The Manifestation of Dreams

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'