Artistic Trailblazer Pillows

"He's done it all. There's nothing left to draw."

Caveman with a spraycan.

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Man carving himself out of stone

"It goes so much faster with this."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I wish I was creative'

Mimi's final scene

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

Odd Mortarboards.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Colours

Artistic Licence.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"