Artistry Pioneer Pillows

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'I wish I was creative'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Farmer's Market.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Artistic Licence.

The Eclectic Chair

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Pottery Slam

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'