Paint Pioneer Pillows

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'You could do that.' I did

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Hazards of mouse painting

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Artist Retrospective.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

"Yes, but is it art?"

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Cave Painter

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'You never smile at me like that!'

The first art critic

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Painter's muse

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."